No, it’s no Internet euphemism. This girl was literally wrapped in a net when I reeled her in. She seemed fresh and tasty, ideal for eating raw and for a sticky creampie, so I thought I could make great sushi out of her. She only needed a little extra seasoning, which I was as happy to provide as she was happy to receive. Dinner is served!

Bareback riding a Thai girl until the eventual creampie